ahnahkahrah's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pencilmation #30]

dawwwww! that was lovely.

[Rectal Computer]

You did what you wanted and that was fine, and funny, the guy below me was right.... a song was the last thing i expected. but in all honesty it doesn't have the.... 'sexual lobster-ness' of you other works.

that being said you did what you felt and i like it. if not as much as you other stuff.
keep doing what you feel bro.

[COMET]

wow... AHEM! sniff...

it moistened my eyes.
nuff said.

[Milk of the Manwhore]

what?

I... don't... even...
wait

huh?

[Quest of the Manwhore]

finally

THE ZENITH OF ENTERTAINMENT ( hereby dethroning anything previously given this title, ever)

[Wacky Game Jokez 4 Kidz]

What a delightfully disgusting individual

a crafted character who infuriates you to murderous levels with his obstinate recalcitrance and downright belligerent personality, but also captures a small unwilling part of your fondness through his understated(though sharp) wit and perfectly timed grudging acquiescence to the demands of his captors (the fact that he deserves it all, and more, not withstanding).

All in all you have achieved a character that i hate (robbing old women at knife point...really now...) and love (kirby?...heheh... seriously?) and the icing on the cake is the gruff, perry white/ jonah jameson bossfellow who seems to completely complement his character.
the other two... i'll watch further to see.

great stuff, i must now check out the rest of you work.

may the winds of the stars fill your sails forever

[MvC3: Captain America]

I think i can hear she-hulk's response

OBJECTION!!!

Never have i seen Captain America so;
1) Candid
2) Manly
3) American

Certainly a shocking and ribald expose' on one whom we used to trust our children with. No Sarah, don't say titty or you might send cap'n into a supercombo frenzy.

awesome stuff man.
may the winds of the stars fill your sails forever

[Drunk Science]

OMGROTFLMATFO

DID I JUST SEE PEDO BEAR?
Yeah... i guess drunk science will do that too... but uh... exactly how drunk did they have to get the Doctor to jack his phonebooth ride?
Drunk research is needed to discover answers to these and more questions.
see you next week, same bat time, same bat channel.

[MvC3: Iron Man]

That was wrong on so many different levels

And that is precisely what made it so EFFIN' RIGHT! Your unerringly easy usage of
contextually correct comedy baffles me, it is either a raw talent on you part and you don't know how you do it, a cold science of the human psyche and how humour affects it... or a dark and forbidden amalgam of both (shudder) we the thirsty masses are at your mercy oh patron saint of shits and giggles.

what kills me is the absolutely spot on way you exploit the established playboy personality of our favourite TIN MAN TEUTON, our CANNED CRUSADER, our FULL METAL CHAUVINIST, the absurd level to which you warped his personality while subtly highlighting his MONOLITHIC ego is art and poetry, pure and simple.
now i have to watch the rest of your stuff... though to be honest, your 300 spoof awhile back honestly was way below your talent.

may the winds of the stars be in your sails forever.

JohnnyUtah responds:

This is why I love reading reviews like this. Some people can spin such beautiful prose to make the "artist" sound so completely brilliant when he/she is just running on instinct and doesn't exactly know why they do what they do, but it just feels right.

..and I agree about the 300 queers thing..it wasn't my brightest moment. (DICKS DICKS DICKS!)

[My Problem with Shmups]

You voiced the concern of all old school gamers

what can i say? the flash says every thing! and the way it ends is just too cool for school. the voice acting was great! deliberately over dramatic from the high strung ensign, and very mellow in the face of ridiculous catastrophe from the commander.

when i play these games my self the question of my immpossible survival always comes to mind.

great stuff
thanks